Meet Hooky Dangerous

As a responsible parent, one must learn the facts about your child's friends. It's important to the child, it should be important to you.

The following are the known facts about The Boy's new best friend:

1. His name is Hooky Dangerous.
2. He has a really long neck and yellow hair because he is part giraffe.
3. He and Sawyer Be Crazy together. This is Sawyer's name for his favorite activity, which is a simple variation on the timeless toddler sport of running in circles and laughing maniacally.
4. He and Sawyer like to sing the Mermaid Song together - you know, the one where the mermaid with red hair sings "Ah-ah-ah" in rising scales (pun totally intended) while the black octopus lady puts her voice in that thing.
5. Hooky Dangerous is smart because he knows how to make fire, hot dogs, cookies, and a porch.

You can't make this stuff up, people. Unless, of course, you are an almost-four-year-old with a brand new imaginary friend.